I know some of you reading this will know all this advice, but this isn't for you. This is for those still trying to find their way. Those who are new to the scene, or those who need a little twitter etiquette reminder.
break rule one and you're a twitter jerk.
break rule two and you're a twitter bully
break rule three and you're a twitter prick and if you whine about it tack on twitter cry-baby.
break rule five and you're a twitter snob